| Person: | Theatre is stupid |
| Person: | Musicals are gay |
| Me: | |
| Person: | |
| Me: | |
| Police: | So can you tell me what happened? |
| Me: | He ran into my knife. |
| Me: | He ran into my knife ten times. |
| Ensemble behind you: | HE HAD IT COMIN'! |
| Person: | Theatre is stupid |
| Person: | Musicals are gay |
| Me: | |
| Person: | |
| Me: | |
| Police: | So can you tell me what happened? |
| Me: | He ran into my knife. |
| Me: | He ran into my knife ten times. |
| Ensemble behind you: | HE HAD IT COMIN'! |